Beginning Notes: Whenever someone makes a rude comment about your breath, "use spray". If you run out of breath spray, you may always buy more at the convience store. You have until midnight to complete your mission, so keep checking your watch to make sure you haven't run out of time. Also, remember to pay the cabbie each time you arrive at a destination, or you'll die. Also, if a little black dog comes to urinate on you, you might want to "kick dog". When you start out, walk up to the door to Lefty's and "open door". Walk over to the jukebox, if you want, and "play jukebox". Walk over to the empty stool at the bar and "sit stool". Since you are in a bar, you might as well "order whiskey". You'll end up carrying it around. "stand" and go into the bathroom, in the northwest corner of the screen. Go over to the table and "get rose", and walk to the drunk, right between his legs. You can try to walk in between his legs twice, by walking into them, walking out, and walking back in for a cute comment. Then, "give drunk whiskey". He'll give you a remote control in return. Go into the door on the east wall of the bathroom by typing "open door", and move over to the toilet and "sit". After you're done, "stand" and take a look at the walls, "look graffiti", until you get a message about the password being Ken Sent Me. If you dare, (save game first), "flush toilet". Then, move over to the sink, and "look sink". Wow, a diamond engagement ring. "get ring". Go back out of the bathroom, and south into the bar. Go over to the door on the east wall and "knock on door". When the man asks you for the password, type in "ken sent me". Hmm....He appears to be blocking the staircase. Try to "use remote" to turn on the TV, and flip through the channels by "change channel" until you get to something that he likes. Once he's fully immersed in the world of porn, climb up the stairs, up to the hooker's room. Move over to table, by the east wall, and "get candy". Move over to the window and "open window". Then, "climb out window". While on the fire escape, walk west, until you fall into the garbage bin. While in there, "get hammer", and then "get out". Move back around to the front of the bar, and "call taxi". Go next to the taxi, and "get in taxi". Once in the taxi, you'll want to select a destination. "store" would be a good bet. On the way, you might want to "look cabbie" once, and then "look cabbie" once again. Ewww. If you're really suicidal, you might want to ask the cabbie to "take me home". Once you're at the store, "pay man". For a bit of realism, try to "tip cabbie", and then finally "exit". Move up to the phone, and "look phone". Hmm, interesting phone number. "use phone" and type in, for the number, "555-6969". You'll be asked many questions. After inputting all of the answers, go one screen east, and come back one screen west. The phone will be ringing. "answer phone" and listen for the conversation. Wow. Interesting. Take a look inside your wallet, and "look business cards". Then, "use phone" again, and type in the number "209-683-6858". After that, go into the convience store, and move over to the shelf that's closest south, with the magazines on them. "get magazine". After that, "read magazine". Then, go to the north wall, near the bottles of wine, and "get wine". Then, walk up to the cashier and "get condom". He'll ask you a number of questions, after which you pay for your purchases. It would be wise to leave the store via the exit at the southwest. Wait around a bit, and a bum will approach you. When he asks you for change, "give man money". After that, "give wine to man". He'll give you a pocket knife in exchange. After this, "call cab" again, and then "get in cab". When he asks you where you want to go, say "casino". Once you're there, "pay man" and "exit". Once at the casino, wait around a while, for a man in a barrel. If he doesn't come, leave the screen and come back, until he does. It may take a little bit. Once he does, approach him, and he asks if you'd like to buy an apple. "look in barrel", and "ask name", and then "ask last name". After that, you may "buy apple". Now, go north through the casino doors. You need money. You have two choices here. You can either play Blackjack (the table at the SW corner of the room, with the sole woman there) or Slots (Pick any available slot machine in the SE corner of the room) To play slots, go up to a machine and type "play slots". To play blackjack, go up to a stool in front of the woman and type "sit". Instructions are given. Once you've won $250, the max for the house, go north, further into the casino, and stand near the ashtray and "get card". After that, go east one, into the Cabaret. If there's can-can dancers there, enjoy the show. After you've enjoyed it, leave and come back until you see a comic. Then, go to the southeast table and "sit". Wait for the drummer to perform his magic act. Impressive. Then, stand up, go west one, and south twice, back out to the street, and "call cab" and "get in cab". When he asks where you want to go, say "bar". Once you're there, "pay man" and "exit". Go up to the door and "open door". Go to the door at the east wall and "knock on door". When the man asks for the password, say "ken sent me". The pimp should still be into his movie, so climb up the stairs, up to the hooker. Stand beside the bed, and "take off clothes". After that, "put on condom". You can try numerous things here, like "screw bitch", or (save first!) "eat pussy". Or, you can get right to it and "screw hooker". After you've done your deed, "take off condom" and go up to the window, and "climb out window". Once outside, walk west until you fall off, and "get out". Go back outside the front of the bar, and "call cab", and "get in cab". When he asks where you want to go, say "disco". Once you're there, "pay man" and "exit". Walk up to the bouncer and "show card" (you can also "give man ring" to get in, but you cannot win the game), and walk north, into the disco. Once you're in there, "use spray", and walk up to the only woman in the place, and "sit". Then, "look woman". "look woman" again, and then "talk girl". After that, "give ring", "give candy", and "give rose". Once you've done all that, "dance". Once she agrees, "stand", and walk up to the dancing floor. After you finish your cool moves, walk back to the chair and "sit" and "look girl" and she'll confess how much she wants you. "give money" and then she'll leave. "stand" and go south, back to the street, and "call cab" and "get in cab" again. When he asks where to, say "chapel" Once you're there, "pay man" and "exit". Walk up to the man by the lampost, and "talk flasher". Then go up to the chapel doors and "open door". Walk up to Fawn, and "marry girl". You'll pay the preacher, and get married, and Fawn will go off in her honeymoon suite. Leave the chapel via south, and go west, up to the casino. Enter the casino, and go one more screen north, to the elevator. Enter the elevator, and "push four". You'll be at the correct floor for the honeymoon suite. Go up to the door with the big heart on it, and "knock on door". She'll let you in. Once in there, go to the radio, on the left side of the bed, and "turn on radio". After a while, you'll hear a commercial for liquor. Hmm...Sounds like a good bet for getting Fawn in the mood. Go back to the door, "open door", and get back in the elevator, and "push one". Go south, into the casino, and win some more money, about 60 dollars. After you've won the money, go south again, and "call cab" and "get in cab". When he asks where you want to go, say "store". When you get there, "pay man" and "exit". Go up to the phone, and "use phone". Type in "555-8039". When they ask you, say "wine", and "honeymoon suite". Then, "call cab" and "get in cab". Tell the cabbie "casino" and when you get there, "pay man" and "exit". Go into the casino, and north to the elevator. Enter the elevator, and "push four". Go to the door with the heart on it, and "knock on door". Once you're in, go up to the wine and "pour wine". After that, "screw girl". Once she leaves, with your money, "cut rope with knife". Once out of bed, "get rope". Go up to the door, and "open door". Go back into the elevator, and "push one". Go south until you reach the road, and "call cab" and "get in cab". When he asks, say "bar", and when you get there, "pay man" and "exit". Go up to the door to the bar, and "open door", and walk to the door on the east wall of the bar, and "knock on door". When asked for, type in "ken sent me". Go back up the stairs, and walk up to the window, and "climb out window". Walk east, until you cannot walk anymore, and "tie rope to self" and "tie rope to railing". Then "lean over". After that, "smash window with hammer". Then "get pills", and "get on rail". Then, "untie rope". Walk off the fire escape to the left, and "get out", and go back to the entrance of Lefty's, and "call cab" and "get in cab". Once in there, say you want to go to the "casino". Once there, "pay man" and "exit". Go north, inside the casino, and north again into the elevator screen. Walk into the elevator and "push eight". Once at the top, walk over to the woman at the desk and "look woman". "give pills to woman". Once she runs off, "push button" and walk into the elevator. Now walk north until you hit the wall, and walk east, behind the wall. Walk to the door on the east wall and "open door", and walk into the closet. "look", and "get doll". "inflate doll". "screw doll", and then "screw doll". You'll chase her out to the spa. If you'd like, you can "look building" for a little amusement. Then, "use spray", go near the tub, and "take off clothes", and "look girl". "turn off bubbles" to see a little more of her. "give girl apple", and you've solved the game.